Roberto. Newest Hat Guy. Likes to be in tune. Really likes a good parking spot. Enjoys talking about the principals of accounting with Tim O'Hara and the principals of love with the Joe, Marty, and James. Respects Ed as a musician but respects his lower back even more. Stands in awe of the force that is Johnny Bling Bling.

Says Roberto "My past?" "I don't think so!"